Where We Don't Just Talk About Your Age, We Do Something About It!

Gorm says: "Age and indigence are difficult to hide." Worried how old you're getting? Or perhaps you'd like to be a bit more mature, so people will take you more seriously (and sell you beer)?

Well friend, stress no more. Gorm has the answer. Just tell him your age in ordinary decimal, and he'll convert it to a more suitable mathematical base that reflects the true you!